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We thought it was best to hide the cost. We didn't want to upset all you cheap guys!
For the rest of you, the cost is $170.00 for the entire weekend!
This low price includes the following;

• Camping
• The River Trip
• All the beer, food and soft drinks you can consume
• Getting to spend an entire weekend with Pete Smith...oh, wait a minute, maybe we should be paying you!

*If we have offended anyone by saying they are cheap, we are sorry...that you are cheap!

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Bring you appetite...there is plenty to eat!

*There will be plenty to eat for vegetarians. If you have any menu questions or concerns, please let us know.
Friday

• Sushi Grade Tuna Steak grilled to perfection
• Asian Fried Rice (vegetarian friendly)
• Tossed Green Salad
• Tap Beer, Soft Drinks, Hot Chocolate and Snacks

Saturday
Breakfast:

• Omelet Made to Order
• Sliced Fruit
• Donuts...mmmm Donuts!
• Coffee and Tea

Lunch:
Make your Own Sandwich Bar!

• Roast Beef
• Ham
• Turkey
• American and Swiss Cheese
• Variety of Breads
• All Condiments
• Pickles and Chips
• American and Swiss Cheese
• Soft Drinks
• Ziploc bags will be provided to keep your lunch dry while on the river.

***You may bring your own beer on the river for lunch, but the beer must be in cans and limited to six cans...no exceptions!***

Dinner:

• Filet Mignon...do you guys even deserve Filet?
• Homes Fries and Gravy
• Tossed Green Salad
• Peel and Eat Shrimp
• More Tap Beer, Soft Drinks, Hot Chocolate and Snacks

Sunday

• Scrambled Eggs to go with your scrambled brains!
• Home Fries
• Donuts...if you guys didn't eat them all!!
• Coffee and Tea

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These are the rules. Although there are not many, please stick to them.

• No one under 11 please.
• No fighting! If you fight, you will be asked to leave and will not be invited back.
• No buttheads...will anyone be coming?
• No fireworks.
• Those who are easily offended or faint of heart...stay home!
• No poaching of delicious fish!
• No drugs.
• No sex with farm animals or any local species!
• No strippers unless they are hot!

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Here is the tentative schedule for the weekend. Some times and events may change. That's why you should sign up to be on the email list. Then you will not look foolish when you show up late for the scheduled orgy.

Friday

• Sign in
• Get over to the campsites and start making camp. Remember, it gets dark at 7:30pm
• Be sure to allow enough time to practice for the horseshoe and bocci ball tournaments...don't forget to bring your balls....we said balls.
• Drink beer.
• Get ready for the weekend of your life!
• Drink some more beer.
• Dinner will be served at approx. 6:30pm.

Saturday

• Breakfast 6:00am-8:00am
• River Trip 10:00am sharp. Waivers will have to be signed and your lunch made by 10:00am, so give yourself enough time.
• Get back from canoe trip at approx 3:00pm.
• Bocci ball and horseshoe tournaments start when everyone gets back from the canoe trip.
• Dinner approx. 6:30pm
• Drink some beer
• Award ceremony for bocci ball, horseshoes and "skillin' drinking".
• 11:00pm bed check

Sunday

• Breakfast 6:00am-8:00am
• Break camp by 10:00am
• Get the *?!& out!

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Camping

• Tent / Sleeping Bag / Blankets / Air Mattress
• Chair/Camp Chair
• Towels
• Cooler (Don't forget your bungee cords!)
• Camera (water camera)
• Warm Clothes
• Rain Wear
• Toiletries...showers are available. If you don't know what Toiletries are, please be sure you bring soap!

On the River

• Ziploc bags
• Crappy sneakers or river shoes
• Sunscreen
• Sunglasses with a tether that floats.
• Hat
• Small cooler to hold your lunch on the river trip
• Beverages...all beverages must be in cans with a six can limit for beer!
• Toiletries...showers are available. If you don't know what Toiletries are, please be sure you bring soap!